Dirty Jokes.

I browse through my mailbox today, I found a message and reread it. I cannot control myself but laughing out loud.

Q : Why are condoms transparent?
A : So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.

Q : Signboard outside a prostitute's house.
A : Married men are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.

Q : New AIDS awareness slogan.
A : Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Q : Why is sex like shaving?
A : Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you'll have to do it again.

Q : What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A : Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q : Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right one?
A : Because 90% boys are right-handed.

Q : What is the difference between an underwear and stage curtain?
A : When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over. But when you pull down the underwear, it is SHOWTIME!

Q : What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A : Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

Q : What's the advantages of having an affair with a married women.
A : They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

Q : If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in paradise. Why?
A : Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Have a good laugh and enjoy your weekend! =)