Malaysians.

What makes a Malaysian a Malaysian? Just admit that you are a TRUE Malaysian if you agree with the following statements.

1. Supposing a typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but if you ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he KENOT!

2. When Streamyx come, you complain Streamyx too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When P1 WiMax come, you complain P1 Wimax is too expensive. In the end, you say Streamyx still the best LAH.

3. When highway toll price increases, you complain. When petrol price increases, you complain. When you go Starbucks and buy RM10++ coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's MEGA SALE, you will run from one end to the other, NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always late and the excuse you give is always either TRAFFIC JAM or NO TRANSPORT.

6. You complain against the government in Kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you don't want to go because you scare KENA TANGKAP by ISA.

7. When a Chinese student get a scholarship, you say 'WAH! Very clever HOR?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'AIYA! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

8. When a Mat Salleh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you are very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you SLAP his face.

Don't you think it's true? =)