Epi 17: SPM Results.

The Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examination results are expected to be released on 12th March 2009. Two more days to go. Fear, anxiety, nervousness, excitement, insomnia and maybe NIGHTMARES. What else? The releasing of SPM examination results is striking the candidates' heart every moment from now.

Some will take it easy - they are confident with the straight As. Some are worry if they can pass with flying colours. Some will not care about it as they come from well-to-do family - they have the money to study abroad or go to college. Some might have the desire of suiciding before the results are released. Well, I do really hope you are not that pessimistic.

We are the creators of our own destiny. People who are illiterate can become one of the richest men in the world. Lim Goh Tong is one good example. You get good result - does it assure that you are a lawyer, a doctor, a scientist or a successful person in the future? You get bad result - why give up? It is not the end of the world!

LIFE MUST GO ON.

Dear SPM candidates 2008, I do not know what is on your mind now. But whatever it is, just believe in yourself. We have done our best in the exams and there is nothing we can to do in changing our results. After all, excellent SPM result is just the creator of opportunities in scholarships or the passport of entering good universities/colleges.

By the way, I hope for straight A1s. Wish me luck! XD

Word for today : fallacious
Meaning : deceptive or misleading

"Good luck and best wishes for all your future successes."

Epi 16: Kids Are Quick.

Received an email from Sheng today. I feel like sharing this with everyone. Enjoy and have a good laugh.

Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here it is
Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.

Teacher : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John : You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher : No, that's wrong.
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me!

Teacher : Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie : I is..
Teacher : No, Millie. Always say, 'I am.'
Millie : All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher : Simon, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon : No sir, I don't have to, my mum is a good cook.

Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir. It's the same dog.

Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher.

Word for today : farcical
Meaning : resembling farce, ludicrous, absurd

"Laughter is the best medicine."

Epi 15: My First Day in Himawari.

On the 28th of February, it was my first day working as a part time waiter in a Japanese restaurant called Himawari. It was located in Japan Club near Midvalley Megamall. People said I am truly Yakuza because even my part time job was related to the people of the land of rising sun.

I planned to drive myself to the working place, but my parents decided to send me there as they were worried about my safety and I might be late for work as I was still an amateurish driver. Thanks to my parents for being so attentive. I love them. <3

Captain : Mandy
Vice Captain : Jila
Waiter : Ken, Komi
Waitress : Kate, San
Bartender : Chiucu
Cashier : Takashi

Mandy is my mum's friend, that is why i got the part time job easily. Since it is a part time job, I am required to work only on Saturday and Sunday, the days when there will be lots of customers during lunch and dinner time.

My break started from 3.00p.m to 5.30p.m. It was kinda long so I went to Midvalley for window shopping. LOL. Then back to my work until 10p.m. Glad that it was finally over as my legs were aching badly. It should have worn other kinds of shoes instead of black leather shoes.

I would like to thank San, the most hardworking and friendliest colleague, for teaching me so many things about a waiter's job. She also gave a lot of advices about the do's and do not's while serving the customers. Well, working as waiter was really a fun experience, but I truly understand that working life was not as easy as we thought after all.

Word for today : boisterous
Meaning : noisy, clamorous, obstreperous, vociferous

"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

Epi 14: I'm being tagged?

Tagged by Pui Kei and Pui Yan a.k.a Kiddo. =D

Directions: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog or a note on Facebook with 16 random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose 10 people to tag, listing their names and why you choose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment and ask them to read your blog. You cannot tag the person that tagged you. Since you cannot tag me, let me know when you have posted your blog/note, so I can see your weirdness. :)

16 Random Things About Jeffrey:

He hopes to get a Myvi car so he can drive to everywhere he likes.

He wants to apply scholarships to study abroad in Australia/UK/USA.

He hopes the poverty can be eradicated in third world countries.

He wants to get more fashionable clothes because he is a fashion-conscious teenager. But no money. *Sighed*

He is addicted to the song Poker Face by Lady Gaga, Love Story by Taylor Swift and Womanizer by Britney Spears.

He wants to learn Japanese because he speaks the language after the fashion.

He loves to eat and drink expensive things but he has got no money to do so.

He is a online addict who can use the Internet for 24/7.

He will go to SMK Sri Sentosa if he is going for Form Six in the future.

He loves making new friends/colleagues and has good people skills.

He always talk or laugh loudly in front of the crowd.

He has no talent in playing musical instruments like piano and guitar.

He loves Mathematics and Chemistry, but hates to study Biology and sucks in Physics.

He is a camwhore king who interested to learn about photo shopping.

He doesn't like people who stood him up or being extreme late for an outing.

He hopes everyone can live his/her life to the fullest and always happy. Peace~

I would like to tag:

Chang Them Hong, as he is a gorilla.
Lam Win Nie, as she has treated me BR ice cream.
Jeremy Lim, as he is very grumpy.
Audrey Leow, as she is always offline.
Ngai Chin Hong, as he is a chimpanzee.
Amanda Chee, as she is the first follower of my blog.
Lee Chee Hoe, as he is very loquacious.
Chan Pui Ying, as she is the tiny and dangerous one.
Tan Yu Shaun, as he is a muscleman.
Bobo Chan, as she's been missing for years.

Word for today : garrulous
Meaning : gossipy, chatty, wordy, gabby, prolix

"Each part and tag of me is a miracle.” XD